Imagine the scene: Saltwood Castle. A hot and humid Sunday morning, with a longbow shoot taking place in the moat. The camera pans across the archers then up into the trees and zooms in on... a sheep.
There then follows a John Woo face/off between archers and animal.
Needless to say, when in a staring match against a sheep, the archers looked away first. Nothing can beat that vacant stare. Ever seen the film
Black Sheep? I rest my case. More mint sauce, Friar?
But whose nerves were suitably jangled by the close encounter of the ovine kind to score a perfect bullseye... in the A-frame holding the curtain up?
Keep on lurking,
BW
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